TLPTPW #35 dyscalculic bugs edition

Sir Rodney Ffing
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The commonwealth

The commonwealth please.

:-))

The overseas territories for me. ;-)

 

RandyC
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Chris S_2 wrote: Anyways

Chris S_2 wrote:

Anyways Chris, I forgot to mention that you have just created a double post. Therefore I'd like a drink. The commonwealth please. 

What happened there was that I made a post, then edited it, then re-posted it, but Einstein made it another separate post. Reporting double posts around here doesn't get any action, so rather then Red X it, I amended it to something else. So on this occasion I'm going to let Mike pick up the tab :-))

 

Well then, lucky I'm not a drinker. Instead I will take a double-root beer float in an icy mug, topped with whipped cream and a cherry.

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Gary Charpentier
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On Mr. Pedantic's tab I'll

On Mr. Pedantic's tab I'll have a tall Thai iced tea hold the boba.

 

Mike Hewson
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Q : Why did the chicken cross

Q : Why did the chicken cross the road ?

A : Because he'd heard of the topic, wondered what all the fuss and talk was about, and so decided to see for himself. In a later press statement he said : "It's not a humorous experience and so I am puzzled as to why it has been presented as a joke for such a long time. If anything it trivialises the risk to poultry when confronted by modern transportation forms. Like myself I think many of my fellow chickens view the whole topic as a persistent prejudicial viewpoint generated by fascist pigs. These pigs sit in the farmyard overlooking the road. They just wallow in their own faeces and they pass these casual & snide jokes. They probably bet on the outcomes. It is blatant microaggression. The chickens whom are forced to cross roads in the service of their humour are a marginalised group who deserve to be saved from the oppressive mantras of that privileged species. In addition I will point out that, despite reports of us chickens having left wing leanings, we do in fact have identical wings on each side."

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

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Betreger
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"In addition I will point out

"In addition I will point out that, despite reports of us chickens having left wing leanings, we do in fact have identical wings on each side."

 The middle of the road can be a hard place for a chicken to live in.

Gary Charpentier
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Betreger wrote:  The middle

Betreger wrote:

 The middle of the road can be a hard place for a chicken to live in.

Maybe not.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_Freeway_chickens

 

Mike Hewson
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Well, on this topic, the

Well, on this topic, the Chicken News Network does give consistently different accounts than Fox News. 

.... groan .... there are conflicting reports as to whether Rushing was involved. The son of the Head Rooster is being investigated ..... seriously, don't encourage me. I could go on all day ..... :-))

Alternatively may I recommend to you : Animal Farm by George Orwell.

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Chris S
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"In addition I will point out

"In addition I will point out that, despite reports of us chickens having left wing leanings, we do in fact have identical wings on each side."

It is well known that chickens are in fact moderate centrists, but when it comes down to voting who gets the chop for dinner they abstain.

Savage chickens

 

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Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

Jonathan
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So it is all the pigs that

So it is all the pigs that are responsible? Personally I'd blame the chicken curiosity!

And would the magic number be 78?

Chris S
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Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

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